it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
(via buenos-tardis-mishamigos)
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
(Source: brennablueskies, via kissm3lik3y0uwannab3l0ved)
Child point R Superman California broken glass homework bug X peas man yelling la ball with dough written on it black kid us
you weren’t supposed to post the answer on here you bastard
(via thereisnooneelsetoblame)
(Source: ponycamp, via thereisnooneelsetoblame)
Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.
Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%
(via mugglehumour)
it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life
ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
(via buenos-tardis-mishamigos)
maybe if i sigh hard enough all my finals will be canceled
(via buenos-tardis-mishamigos)
why does everyone always associate satan with heavy metal
for all we know satan could like smooth jazz
I’m more for freestyle Icelandic violin music, but there’s always a place for some smooth jazz in a playlist somewhere.
(via yourfavoriteantihero)
these ladies are my idols
FELLAS DON’T PISS. YOUR WOMAN OFF
Haha oh my god I love this
(Source: liquid0xy, via all--things--must--pass)
my biology teacher walked into class today and just inhaled deeply and said mmmm bad grades
(via all--things--must--pass)
I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY MAKING PANCAKES THIS MORNING
(Source: fuckyeahsexanddrugs, via buenos-tardis-mishamigos)
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
I literally have no idea what my personality is
Like I go from being an arrogant bitch to a studious, conscientious hard-worker, to a lazy procrastinator, to an overly-emotional fangirl
In a matter of seconds
(via exultant)
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
tumblr gets deep
(Source: twoukofukawa)
In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar
(via saladdressing)
this pen will never know what a bagel tastes like
Go to sleep
(via morristibbs)